Buckle up, lovebirds, because we’re about to embark on a wild ride through the cactus-studded wonderland that is Joshua Tree National Park. Forget the traditional wedding hustle; it’s time for a desert escapade that’s as quirky and unforgettable as your love story. In this guide, we’ll break down the steps to plan your uproarious elopement in the quirky embrace of Joshua Tree’s desert charm.

1. Choosing Joshua Tree for Your Elopement: Because nothing says “I do” like being surrounded by Joshua trees that look like they’ve been attending too many yoga classes. Joshua Tree National Park is the Coachella of wedding destinations, minus the flower crowns and more of the majestic desert vibes.
2. Permits and Regulations: Before you say “I desert you” to single life, make sure you’ve got the right permits. Joshua Tree National Park insists on paperwork – not the love letter kind, but a special use permit. Get that sorted, or you might find yourself exchanging vows with a ranger instead.
3. Selecting the Perfect Spot: It’s time to scout out your dream location – will it be under the iconic Arch Rock or surrounded by cacti that clearly missed the memo about personal space? Choose wisely, because “We eloped with a Joshua tree photobomb” is a story for the grandkids.
4. Timing is Everything: Avoid the fiery pits of Mordor-esque heat by planning your elopement during the cooler seasons. And, of course, time it right for the golden hour – because nothing says romance like a desert sunset, right?
5. Capturing the Moments: Hire a photographer who can make the desert landscape look as dreamy as a romance novel cover.
6. Attire and Accessories: Desert couture is the name of the game. Flowy dresses, earthy tones, and shoes comfortable enough for a desert dance-off. Top it off with a wide-brimmed hat and sunglasses so chic, even the Joshua trees might get jealous.
7. Securing Accommodations: Desert glamping, anyone? Book your stay in advance to avoid sleeping under the stars with only a Joshua tree as your witness. Because nothing ruins a romantic night like being nibbled on by nocturnal creatures.
8. Celebrating After the Ceremony: Consider a private dinner under the stars or a cozy celebration with friends and family, complete with desert-themed cocktails and a dance-off with the local roadrunners.

Get ready to elope in style, surrounded by the quirky charm of Joshua Tree National Park. Your love story deserves a backdrop as unique as you are, so embrace the desert madness and create memories that’ll have you both laughing and swooning for years to come. Joshua Tree – where love is as wild as the landscape!

Caroline Stiers is a Columbus, Ohio wedding photographer and a destination wedding photographer specializing in curating a joyful experience while delivering candid, romantic, emotional imagery with an editorial flare.